Movie Review: Underworld: Rise of the Lycans

Hey all…

Underworld: Rise of the Lycans is another entry in the dark world of Underworld. Did I mention that it was dark? Yes, I know we’re talking vampires (allergic to sunlight) and werewolves (like moons), but come on… a little more daylight couldn’t have killed too many vamps, could it?

Underworld: Rise of the Lycans
Underworld: Rise of the Lycans


This time, we see how the Lycans (led again by Michael Sheen as Lucian) broke free from their vampire oppressors (led once again by Bill Nighy as Viktor) before the first Underworld movie was released back in… 2003. Wow. Kate Beckinsdale looked great in those tight fitting leather clothes in 2003 and again in 2006 in Underworld: Evolution. She even makes a brief appearance at the end of Rise of the Lycans, which I thought was a nice touch…

Where was I? Oh yes… back to the Lycans. Instead of the beautiful Kate, we have the beautiful Rhona Mitra playing Sonja, Viktor’s daughter. Why doesn’t Sonja show up in the first two movies? Well, you’ll find out by the end of this one.

The Lycans are a group of werewolf-like creatures that become very primal when they change. That was until Lucian was born, a Lycan who could change between human and Lycan forms. Viktor almost killed him at birth, but decided to see what he could do.

So Lucian was allowed to grow up as a slave of the vampires and train to be a fine warrior and blacksmith. Viktor decided that it might be a good thing to keep Lucian around and let him bite a few other humans to create more of these human-variety Lycans. They were chained up and used to protect the vampire holdings during the day while the vampires slept…

Any time you try and chain an animal forever, the chains eventually chaffe. Lucian and his Lycans were no different. Of course, there was a small wrinkle… Lucian and Sonja were lovers. Daddy would definitely not approve, so they snuck around like Romeo and Juliette. And we all know secrets don’t last forever.

That said… I thought this was a decent movie in the Underworld universe. It wasn’t spellbinding. I think the first one was still the best in that regard. They’re all derivative of White Wolf‘s “World of Darkness” (a series of roleplaying games that started in the 1990s and dealt with the world of vampires and werewolves). Mix vampires and werewolves, add in some Romeo and Juliette and a bit of Gladiator, and look… you have an Underworld movie.

Rise of the Lycans dragged in a few places, but I thought overall it worked fine. I now understand more of the backstory and why Lucian hated the vampires so much in the first movie.

Underworld (2003 film)
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And I thought Mitra did a fine job stepping into a role quite similar to her role in Doomsday a year or so ago. She can certainly kick butt and take names. Kate did it better, but maybe that’s just because she did it first (though historically, Sonja came before Kate’s Selene).

Anyway… I’ll give Underworld: Rise of the Lycans 2.5 out of 4. The fight scenes were fun and the backstory filled in some holes in the Underworld universe. We’ll see where Len Wiseman and company take the story next.


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DVD Review: Doomsday (Unrated Version) (2008)

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Rhona Mitra joins a mishmash of plots from Mad Max, Resident Evil, a bit of Gladiator, and Lara Croft. And you’re left kind of wondering… why you watched this film. The bits and pieces of other plots were better served by those other movies.

And though Mitra does a fine job as a female action hero, she’s been sucked into a less than great plot along with Bob Hoskins and Malcolm MacDowell.


Doomsday‘s plot revolves around a flu virus that begins eating flesh and killing people, spreading like wildfire in Great Britain. The answer was to build a wall (evidently they’ve been talking to Congress about the wall on the southern border) and basically cut them loose to fend for themselves.

Years later, you end up with an overpopulation problem (imagine that) and a resurgence of the virus, which forces the government to admit that some people have survived on the [gasp] unhealthy side of the wall. They send a team (led by Mitra’s character, Eden) over the wall to see if a scientist (MacDowell) managed to find a cure and bring it back.

You can guess how the mission went.

People on the “other” side of the wall are rightfully upset about being left behind. They live a medieval/Mad Max lifestyle where they may even eat some of their enemies.

From there, the movie breaks down into a bunch of car chases, explosions, and political maneuvering.

Was there anything to like in this film? Well… Rhona Mitra (gorgeous as ever) and Bob Hoskins were good as always, and MacDowell was fine, though his role was pretty poorly written.

What not to like? The rest of it. The eyeball trick seen early in the movie got old quickly. But really the rest relied almost entirely on a series of Mad Max-style road chases.

If you like explosions, bad one-liners, and lots of tattoos and bad hair, this movie is for you. Unfortunately, both my wife and I were not all that impressed. I’m giving it 1 out of 4. Even Rhona Mitra couldn’t save it.


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